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Supernatural Season 10 Review

Spoilers for all seasons abound, so don’t read if you don’t want to be spoiled.

Season 10 has some really excellent episodes throughout, and overall I really enjoyed all of them with a few exceptions.  The first few episodes deal with Dean having become not only a demon but a friend of Crowley’s.  He’s ditched the bunker so Sam has been searching for him for several months.

They introduce Cole as this seeming badass who is after Dean and while he could certainly kick my ass, he’s not that impressive when compared to the Winchesters.  Anyway, he nabs Sam easily enough (to be fair, Sam’s injured so only has one arm working), he’s simply no match for Dean.  Demon Dean shows coldness throughout the beginning episodes, but nothing too dark, although he and Crowley have a disturbing conversation about “what they did to those triplets” and I just hope to Goddess they are talking kinky sex and not, as Kevin would say, “sex torture dungeon” types of things.  With demons, so many things seem to overlap hideously.  Dean ordering for Crowley is pretty funny.

Dean: Two shots here, and he’ll have something fancy with your tiniest umbrella.

The scene where a basically one-armed Sam is in the bar with handcuffs to bring Dean back, Dean who has mostly always kicked Sam’s ass (except for that one time when Sam was on demon blood) when Sam wasn’t injured and Dean wasn’t a demon.  This shows that Sam isn’t really thinking clearly about this issue.  I know they make a big deal about Sam going all “dark side” to find Dean, but honestly, they’ve caught and tortured demons for way less, so him doing so to find Dean and Crowley didn’t seem out of character.

Also, no pity for Lester – that dude not only jumped at the idea of killing his wife, he wanted to watch.  That sicko can go to Crowley’s hell, the sooner the better. (Also, for anyone keeping track of Stargate bingo – Lester is portrayed by David Nykl, aka Dr. Radek Zelenka from Stargate Atlantis.)  Anyway, none of this struck me as really out of character for Sam (“Mystery Spot” for example) as he’s proven without Dean he’s a bit of a wild card, which is really dramatic when the person in question happens to be a Taurus.

Anyway, right before Sam gets Dean back, Demon Dean kicks Cole’s ass.  Kind of a lot.  Cole says that he learned “everything” but can’t even land a blow.  Jensen Ackles, as always, rocks as Demon Dean, even joking about Cole’s threat to shoot Sam. “Did you miss?” Demon Dean says jovially.  Very good fight scene, but I’m not that impressed with Cole.  Like, good job for dedication to your vengeance cause and all, but maybe next time just shoot first instead of talking so much.  Wallowing in your revenge only snatches it away from you.

Meanwhile, Sam and Crowley are fun to watch – Sam tries to threaten Crowley’s life, but it doesn’t really take..

Sam: This doesn’t make us square. If I see you again…
Crowley: Oh stop it Samantha, nobody likes a tease.

Sam taking Demon Dean home is a great relief even if Demon Dean is chilling.  This leads to Sam using the demon cure to restore Dean.  This episode has a lot of back and forth between Demon Dean and Sam, but what’s fun is Crowley saving Castiel.  Castiel won’t steal the grace of another angel, so Crowley does it for him, because he figures Castiel will help the Winchesters make Dean no longer a demon.

Crowley: Why can’t you people just sit on clouds and play harps like you’re supposed to?

Castiel with renewed grace is always an excellent visual as he glows angel white.  Him rescuing Sam from an escaped Demon Dean (Jared Padalecki is great here, especially the relief on Sam’s face at seeing Castiel has arrived) has the visual of Castiel with blue angel eyes and Dean with black demon eyes, and that has become a gif I’ve seen pretty much every where – no surprise there, it is a really well-done scene.  This ends the demon Dean portion of things, and gets us on to the meat of the season, including the 200th episode of the show.

Dean: Ugh, theater kids. Great.

Sam: What? I was a theater kid.

Dean: Barely. You did Our Town, which was cool. But then you did that crappy musical.

Sam: Oklahoma? Hugh Jackman got cast off of Oklahoma.

Dean: You ran tech, Wolverine.

Sam: Shut up.

“Fan Fiction” is the 200th episode of the series and I cannot gush about it enough.  I was dubious about it when I first heard the premise, but it really worked (if you forget entirely that they are dealing with teenagers at a school who would probably be way more supervised than that, but I am not going to nitpick a fucking fantastic episode.)  First of all, the music really is great.  Some of it funny, mostly sweet.  And these singers simply break your heart when they sing “Carry On My Wayward Son.”  I’ve said a few times that I originally thought of “Supernatural” as “pretty boys hunt monsters on the WB” until I was channel surfing and caught the song playing as the “road so far” from season two’s finale – I stopped for the song and stayed for the show.  The song starts off with “Mary Winchester” singing and by the time “Bobby” is getting up from his wheelchair, I’m in tears.

By 200 episodes, fans of the show are pretty invested in the characters, their backstories, and the mythology.  “Fan Fiction” plays on that in a fun way in the beginning that has you laughing, but by the end has you in tears for the loss they’ve had on their journey.  The music was excellent, and “A Single Man Tear” is both funny in a self mocking way and touching.  Well-done episode all around and a great gift to long time fans.  The expressions on Sam and Dean’s faces when they walk in and see a production of their life is priceless.   Dean blurting out, “There’s no singing in Supernatural” is hilarious.    Maeve (portrayed by Joy Regullano) was particularly fun.

Maeve is what Daria would be if she really cared about things.  When people are being taken by Calliope during the show, she calls for the understudies to get into hair and make-up.  She’s pretty unflappable, in that monotone, non-impressed way.  It was a great 200th episode, but I’ve gushed enough about it.  (Although, seriously, where are the parents???)

This season introduces one of my personal favorite villains of all time, Rowena.  Rowena is evil to the core and completely self-interested, manipulative, and all around bad.  She is also hilarious and crazy powerful.  She rescues two prostitutes who were forced into working for demons and simply kills the demon with a hex bag.  Meanwhile, Dean hooks up with someone from a dating site (Sam mocks Dean for his screen name, Impala67) and it turns out that she is working for a demon.  Sex for souls, basically.  It turns out that Dean isn’t really the ideal customer for that type of trade.  Just as the Winchesters have their sites on Rowena, Cole shows up and she gets away.

Dean and Cole fight again, and Dean who is not a demon still easily kicks Cole’s butt.  The fight scene is as good as the last one, but has a lot more heart to it.  Cole talking about his father begging for his life and Dean replying “It’s a monster’s trick,” was just horrifying and sad to me, because it means lots of monsters have begged Dean for their life.  His childhood must have been pretty scarring.  Anyway, Cole moves on with renewed perspective.

Season 10 has plot arcs that serve as book ends for episodes, but there are many stand alone episodes, something the series does really well.  I actually prefer the monster of the week episodes, and there are plenty of them this season.  One of my favorites is “Ask Jeeves” where throughout the course of the episode, Dean manages to pick up every weapon in the game/movie Clue.  It’s a fun and funny episode with excellent guest characters.  They do weave in a bit about the Mark of Cain as the episode’s bookends, but the rest of the episode is primarily funny.

Dean encountering Hansel and a witch that turns him into young Dean is another fun episode that has the return of Dylan Everett as a young Dean.  “About a Boy” is somewhat fun, simply because of the interaction between adult Sam and teenage Dean.  Also, bench seats are a real problem – I have short legs and I’ve put people’s knees around their ears before.  This is a good monster of the week episode even though there is Mark of Cain angst.

One of my favorite episodes, naturally, is “Hibbing 911” where Sheriff Jody Mills and Sheriff Donna Hanscum meet.  I love this episode so much and wanted immediately a spin-off with these two women.  #Wayward #WaywardAF  I clearly wasn’t alone.  One of the nice things about this episode is it shows the dynamic of female friendship really well.  Jody gets tired of Donna’s ex bringing up her weight, “You are SO not fat, by the way” is one of those moments.  These two work so well off of each other, and Jody needs someone who calls her Jodio.

Just Kim Rhodes body language alone in this episode is praise worthy, but what really shines through to me is that finally there is a heroic, kick-ass, adult woman who is a complicated and complex character.  Jody enjoys church but didn’t join their chastity group because she doesn’t make promises she can’t keep.  Jody lost both her son and husband in one night, but still manages to be sheriff, an elected position.  That alone is heroically impressive, but then she takes in Alex and later Claire.  Her life has tragedy, but where the Winchesters tend to become more closed off, Jody just opens her arms wider and her home even more in the wake of tragedy.

Jody Mills is great in this episode, where she is at a Sheriff’s retreat and pretty irked about having to go.  She calls Sam and Dean in to check out what might be a case and they ask after Alex.  She first tells them that Alex is captain of the cheerleading squad as a joke, but when Sam says, “Really?”  Jody replies that Alex is smoking pot under the bleachers but at least she isn’t luring men to their death anymore.  Jody is realistic about Alex’s reaction to 8 years of trauma and is prepared to grade on a curve.

Jody and Donna start off as a sort of odd couple, but by the end they are friends and it really does happen organically in the story in a really nice way.  By the end, Jody has offered to answer any questions about the supernatural Donna has, which is cool.  Also, I just love their exchanges, such as this one:

Jody: You okay?

Donna: Yeah, other than feeling like I wanna hurl. I just chopped off a vampire’s head.

Jody: You were great at that. [Kim Rhodes says this line in a such a wonderful, supportive, happy way that it’s a lot better than it looks]

Donna: Thanks.

Now as much as I love Jody and Donna, I really have to work to like Claire, because as written, she’s been pretty awful.  I know we are all supposed to freak out that Dean killed everyone at the end of her return episode, but these men were just hanging out downstairs while one of them tried to rape Claire.  I’m good with Dean killing all of them.  Randy, who has been “like a father” to Claire is willing to pay off his debts with her, as if he owned her or she were a commodity.  That dude can die and I won’t cry.  Sam and Castiel really overreact here.

Claire is just unpleasant, pretty much all around.  Finding out later in the season that her mom’s been kidnapped gives her some sympathy, but mostly she is just attitude and anger and bad hair and it’s annoying to watch her.  I’m hoping that they make her less of an intolerable jerk in the future.  The interaction between Castiel and the Winchesters is excellent in these episodes, but Claire’s dialogue is just sullen and hateful and bleh.

The return of Charlie Bradbury from Oz happens early on in the season, and it’s great episode.  I love Felicia Day as Charlie, and we get more of her than usual this season which is so great but then she dies and it’s awful.  Her death seems to be used as motivation for Dean to go dark side and kill all of the Steins, but honestly, I think he’d have done that regardless.  Anyway, Charlie died off camera, and while many hated that, I don’t think I could have handled her death scene.  She was too likable and too fun and too much of a straight shooter with the brothers for it to be anything other than a huge loss.  She could call them on their crap in a way no other character has ever been able to.

That said, Charlie died the way she lived, by choosing her direction.  She chooses to save Dean.  Dean tells her to give the Steins whatever they want, but having just figured out the Book of the Damned code she says, “I can’t do that, Dean.”  Her smashing her keyboard in the sink is devastating because it’s Charlie’s suicide, metaphorically speaking, and removes any bargaining chip she may have had for her life.  Charlie chose a heroes death, but I don’t have to like it.  She was a great character that deserved better than to die so Dean’s character could go dark side.  [Getting a little bit ‘women in refrigerators’ here, writers, so quit it]

And all of my favorite lines go to Rowena.  She’s an awful, evil, manipulative witch, but she is just so good at being awful.  Oh, and also a bad mother.

Crowley: You said, you’d be back in a flash and then you disappeared, I was eight-years-old, eight!

Rowena: Oh now, you’re being dramatic.

Crowley: I didn’t even have a father!

Rowena: Of course you had a father. You were just conceived during a winter solstice orgy, and it’s not like I was taking names.

She also has no problem with being evil.  She takes pride in it.

Dean: Rowena, what’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? I’m sorry did I say nice girl? I meant evil skank.

Rowena: You say that like it’s an insult. Nice girls, they’re pathetic. Here’s to ‘evil skanks.’

“Inside Man” sees the return of Bobby Singer in one of the more fun episodes of the season.  Bobby breaks out of his heaven and to distract the angels, opens the backdoors to all of the other Bobby Singers’ heavens creating one of my favorite lines EVER:

Angel: The Bobbys are fighting back. All hands, we need all hands. They’re surly, I repeat the Bobbys are surly.

“The Bobby’s are surly” has to be one of the best lines and this episode is full of that type of clever writing.  We have a throwaway character, Oliver, a psychic that Castiel and Sam go to in order to communicate with Bobby in heaven.

Castiel: I’m an angel.

Oliver: That-no, you can’t be.

Castiel: Why not?

Oliver: Because I’m an atheist.

Sam: Not anymore.

There was so much fun stuff in this episode but one of the visuals I always rewind when watching the episode is Castiel jumping through heaven’s gateway – the special effects are marvelous and Castiel really is so unbelievably cool sometimes – this is certainly one of those times.  A team-up between Sam and Castiel isn’t unheard of, but tends to be rarer that the Destiel team-ups (clearly) but this was a really fun one.

Although, I have to say that sometimes it bothers me that they steal cars.  Sam tends to steal kind of crappy cars and I always think that someone with a crappy car probably doesn’t have a whole lot of ways to replace the crappy car or get to work, so I hope they return the cars sometimes with a full tank of gas and maybe a better working carburetor (since they tend to steal older cars) or demon-proofing or something like that to offset what must be a really bad day for someone who is probably struggling to get by.  Sam stole a truck this season that reminded me of my own, but this isn’t the first time I’ve noticed this car thievery as being somewhat problematic.

While Charlie’s death was awful, the other death I hated this season was the death of Death.  First of all, never in a million years EVEN WITH THE STUPID MARK OF CAIN do I believe Dean Winchester will agree to a deal if it involves killing Sam.  He’s completely incapable of doing it.  Famously incapable of doing it.  He can’t even deal with it when someone else kills Sam, so it is incomprehensibly unbelievable to me that any writer of this show thought this was a good idea.  Were they high?  Or just wanted to get home early?

Death saying that if Dean doesn’t kill Sam that he will, probably wasn’t smart on Death’s part because of course that means Dean has to kill him.  I liked this Death a lot.  This episode just had my mouth hanging open at the stupidity of it.  It was very melodramatic and all, but completely unbelievable.  The best part about the season finale was that they played the “Fan Fiction” version of the “Carry On My Wayward Son” for the first bit, before they rolled into the classic rock edition.  Like seriously, the best thing about this episode was “the road so far.”

Season finale episodes are important, and this season’s finale was stupid.  It destroyed any suspension of disbelief I might have had completely.  I thought it meant the entire season sucked, but honestly, this was a really good season, with tons of stand alone stories that were fun.  The Mark of Cain histrionics got really tiresome really quickly, but I did enjoy seeing Sam working to save Dean for a change of pace.  Overall I’d like to give the season an A, but the season finale and the tiresomeness of the Mark of Cain and Claire Novak make it a B.

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Supernatural Season 9

Supernatural season 9 – spoilers for season 1-12 might be included below, so you’ve been warned.

Season 9 of Supernatural starts off with Dean compounding his bad decision making of the season 8 finale by making a slew of bad decisions.  Why?  To save Sam, of course.  ::sigh::

Normally, I’m almost totally on Dean’s side of things.  This show has always done an excellent job of showing that both brothers have valid arguments, but this season Dean makes a few bad decisions that fuck up Sam’s life, and then Sam pretty much is pissed for the rest of the season.  Kind of justifiably so.  Most of the early episodes, Sam is possessed by an angel – Dean tricked Sam into saying yes to the possession so Sam wouldn’t die.

Most of the episodes this season are entirely enjoyable.  “Slumber Party” features a return of Charlie Bradbury, introduces a really bitchy Dorothy from Oz in an episode that  introduces Sam and Dean to the garage in the bunker.  This was a fun episode, complete with a Becky reference.

Yes, I’m ignoring Castiel’s struggles right now because it’s so depressing.  He struggles all the way to the bunker and then Dean kicks him out.  I’ve never been so pissed at Dean and a show in my entire life.  Dean says they are family, but when push comes to shove, he’ll feed Cas to the sharks?  Dick move.  Then the episode where Castiel is working at the gas station, with the horrible boss woman who doesn’t know how to say the word babysit?  Just awful.  The entire time Sam is possessed by the angel, Dean is a dick to Castiel for the most part, and it is soul crushing to watch.

Props to Misha Collins for breaking my heart this season as he tries to navigate life as a human.  He does a wonderful job of trying to simply live as a human being, and then as trying to navigate life among the fallen angels.  Castiel’s arc this season is a wonderful arc of redemption – although, man, angels are fickle as hell.  I prefer Castiel and the Winchesters to be working together, from the bunker, preferably, but this season does provide a wider context for Castiel.  However, during the first part of the season it’s heartbreaking to watch, and it really makes me want to kick Dean.

“Dog Dean Afternoon” has the brothers trying to solve a murder but the only witness is a dog.  What do to do?  Drink a potion to mind meld with a dog, of course.  As Dean starts exhibiting dog traits, hilarity ensues.  This is a pretty fun episode and a good monster of the week story.  I thoroughly enjoy Dean barking at the mailman and playing fetch, unwittingly, with Sam.

“Bad Boys” gives us a glimpse into Dean’s past and is a good solid episode that shows that Dean maybe didn’t always want to be a hunter.  The flashbacks to Dean’s life away from hunting, even if it is only for a few short months, shows that he could have found a decent place for himself outside of the world of hunting, if he’d been given the choice.

The actor who plays the young Dean in this episode, Dylan Everett, is simply phenomenal.  He has the mannerisms and complexity of Dean down.  Also, the end of the episode, where Dean wants to go to this dance with a girl he likes, but he chooses to leave with his dad because of Sam, the emotions that play over his face – bitterness, resignation, brotherly love for Sam, and a flash of humor – this kid breaks your heart.  He was/is a wonderful Dean and I kind of hope they keep doing flashbacks with him – he was a great Dean.

“Rock and a Hard Place” has the return of Jodi Mills.  Sam and Dean join a chastity group – need I say more?  This was a great episode all around, but one of my favorite parts (aside from Dean explaining why he has chosen chastity) is Jodi Mills punching the virgin in the nose to get her blood for the weapon.  “Wipe your nose, dear.”  Just pitch perfect.

As we near the end of the first half, lots of story arc things happen, but mostly the angel possessing Sam kills Kevin, causing Dean to fall into a self pity spiral.  He goes off to hunt by himself, and Sam basically says don’t let the door hit you on your way out, dude.  Sam’s anger is justified, Kevin’s dead and Dean’s gone.  While I normally do not like episodes where the brothers are at odds and not working together, “First Born” shows Crowley and Dean teaming up to find the first blade.  This pairing is always fun to watch and what makes this even better is Timothy Omundson, an actor I adore, playing Cain.

Omundson is believable as a retired monster and is unnervingly scary in more than a few instances.  I only wish Cain could have been around as a villain for a little bit longer – he was an interesting character with a great actor portraying him.  This is a pivotal episode as it brings on the Mark of Cain story arc, one that grows tiresome pretty quickly.

Sam and Dean eventually pair up again as they both look into a case involving Garth.  Dean tries to shake Sam a couple of times, but Sam doesn’t fall for it.  Resolving Garth’s storyline with what seems to be a pretty happy ending was nice.  They agree to keep working together, but Sam points out that everything that has gone wrong between them has been because they are family.  He doesn’t really say “We aren’t brothers anymore” but it amounts to being the same.  He also tells Dean that he wouldn’t have done the same thing in return if their roles had been reversed.  This comes into play in a few episodes after the fact.  Dean does throw this back at Sam a few times, showing that it did hurt him.

I’ve over analyzed this show, and  in season 10 Charlie basically says Sam got pissed and said something he didn’t mean and Sam agrees that yep, that’s what happened.  During season 9 Dean betrays Sam pretty horrifically, but even when Sam points out that he has nightmares of killing Kevin, Dean is not very apologetic.  Have a legitimate complaint and being told it doesn’t matter would piss anyone off, so I can see things playing out this way as a realistic reaction, but that conversation between Charlie and Sam helped clarify a lot of what seemed to be a pretty cold hearted Sam.  We also see that Sam not only lied, but is more than willing to go to the same extreme measures to save Dean that Dean has gone through to save Sam.

Crowley addicted to human blood is somewhat entertaining if only for lines like “You don’t know what it’s like to be human!”  Crowley being on the same side as the boys creates a fun dynamic through the season.  Dean killing Abaddon is pretty violently horrific, but since she was an almost unkillable demon, probably needed to be.  Having one of the big bad guys dead is nice, but it does seem to make Dean more easily controlled by the Mark, which kind of makes him a bit of a controlling jerkwad.

Another episode that is heartbreaking and yet somehow inspiring is “Captives” where they find out Linda Tran, the always fantastic Lauren Tom, is still alive.  They set about rescuing her and what stands out to me about this episode is how strong a character Linda Tran is.  She has this fierce resilience that puts both Winchesters to shame.  Sam finds her and manages to get locked up with her.  She is working on unlocking the electronic door and she gives two deliveries of the same line “you will take me to my son.”

The first delivery of this line is full of hope and the beautiful joy that suffuses her face as she says it tells the story of how she’s survived this long.  She’s survived this long for Kevin.  To see him again.  When Sam stops her and without telling her, he communicates that Kevin isn’t alive, she gives this choked sound of grief, and her face changes to angry and determined for the second delivery of “you will take me to my son,” this second one bitten out defiantly.  If all that’s left of her son is a box of ashes, she’s taking it.

How badass is she?  She’s lost her husband, then her son, AFTER being held captive by demons, and still she is going to get out of there.  Also, we should remember that last season this woman single handedly bagged a demon on her own.  I’d watch “Mrs. Tran, Demon Killer” as a television show, because this woman is mother fucking heroic as all get-out and Lauren Tom knocks each performance out of the ball park.

Speaking of heroic as all get-out, Jodi Mills shows up again in “Alex Annie Alexis Ann” as she kills a vampire in her police station.  There is a young human that the vampires kidnapped and adopted, and then used as a lure to make hunting easier.  This episode alone could have been a great back door pilot for a Jodi Mills series, although I am glad that they waited until later and are including a lot more characters.  #Wayward  She is such a fully realized character, one that is willing to call Sam and Dean for help, but is completely unwilling to allow them to kill a young woman who has “vampire Stockholm syndrome.”  Two towering experts are telling her she is wrong and she basically tells them that they will have to go through her to hurt Alex.  She’s just great.

Jodi’s power is her empathy.  Damage recognizes damage, and through losing both her son and husband, Jodi is damaged.  Even while being beaten up by the mama vamp, she is empathizing with the woman.  They both have lost children, and Jodi recognizes that the reason Alex was kidnapped was because of this loss.  Jodi proves that she was right about Alex not being evil when Alex saves her life, and she ends up taking her in.  The scene at the end of this episode with Jodi and Alex is amazingly touching.  Jodi tells Alex that whatever she wants from her, she’ll give it, in such a simple offer to help that it’s amazing.  Alex shows that she isn’t really the angry, sullen girl, but actually rather sweet when not in constant fear for her life.  Perfect episode, with such well drawn characters – exactly what a backdoor pilot should be.

But no.  We get “Bloodlines” as a backdoor pilot.  It’s awful, and I hated it.  The end.  I could fill up an entire blog post with why this episode as a back door pilot sucked, but we’ll sum up with this – I didn’t care about any of the characters.  At all.  It was a hot mess of an episode.

The ending of this season is a good one, with a lot of rough moments that show the tenderness and caring between our friends and allies.  Dean telling Cas that he believes that Castiel had nothing to do with the angel suicides because Castiel just gave up his angel army for one man is a great moment.  Considering the brotherly moment between Sam and Dean seconds before this was Dean telling Sam that it was a dictatorship, Dean needed to be nice to someone to offset the dickhead balance some.

Also, by simply broadcasting Metatron’s words so that the other angels heard that Metatron was indeed an evil plotter, Castiel didn’t have to fight anyone, AND the angels get to be back up in heaven.  Dean dying wasn’t so great, but it did allow for Sam to say that he lied when he said he’d be ok with it prompting a typical Dean line of “Well, ain’t that a bitch.”  Sam shows this is more than true as he tries to conjure up Crowley.  Meanwhile, Crowley is while reviving Dean, but because of the Mark of Cain he wakes up all demon-eyed and evil.  Not bad at all.

Unlike season 8, this was a solidly good season.  While I think that Dean’s arrogance and self-absorption this season are a little difficult to take, it was within his character.  Other than the backdoor pilot, this season doesn’t have any episodes that are god-awful or that should be skipped, so I’m giving it a A-/B+

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Supernatural Season 7

Spoilers abound, read with caution.

This season is not as bad as I remember, but I remember it as awful for the following reasons:  Castiel is gone from episode 2 until 17, then doesn’t show up again until the last three episodes.  So in the entire season only 5 episodes have Castiel in them and one of those episodes is him walking into a lake in the very beginning and then disappearing until 15 episodes later.  Baby, the Impala, is taken out of the show because the Leviathans are tracking them.

So right off the bat this season takes away the iconic car and one of the favorite characters for pretty much the entire fucking season.  Almost an entire season without the Impala?  Whoever thought of this – BAD idea.  It’s like having Dr. Who without his Tardis – and I know, the third Doctor spent much of his time grounded on earth because the Tardis was disabled, but the Tardis was still there, it wasn’t stowed somewhere off camera.  The shows has had three main characters since season one Sam, Dean, and Baby, so the entire season felt as if it was lacking, because it was.

Last but certainly not least, after leaning heavily all season on the steady presence of Bobby Singer, they kill him off.  The episodes where he is shot and then dodges his reaper are two very well written episodes, but I’m not going to be happy about killing off Bobby. No Castiel, no Impala, and no Bobby.  Seriously???  Fuck you, season 7, I’m taking a full letter grade off your score for this.

Castiel as god is pretty interesting – he goes after the KKK, Westboro Baptist, and for some reason, New Age motivational speakers.  We hear about much of this as Dean works on the Impala.  Most of this is pretty funny, albeit terrifying, especially when in desperation they summon Death.  I love Death, he’s always fun and somewhat funny.  “Annoying little protozoa, aren’t they?” he says of the Winchesters and Bobby.

Fun first couple of episodes, including Jodie Mills getting an appendectomy.  She happens to see “Dr. Monsterface” eat someone and calls Bobby for help.  Great appearance, as usual.  This is also the season where a heavily drugged Dean falls out of his hospital bed and tells Bobby, “A monster broke my leg” with such a hilarious delivery, it’s hard not to laugh.

The other problem with the beginning of this season is the plotline about Amy, Sam’s kitsune friend.  Honestly, Dean really had no reason to kill her, and I found the whole storyline to be annoying.  It’s one of those situations where they have Dean do something fairly stupid and indefensible to set up other storylines.  Amy was killing dirtbag criminals in order to save her son, and honestly, when the police and coroner are ok with the murders, you know the bad guys in question should not really be out in the world in the first place.

But Dean kills her, because how else will he angst and drink and be a huge damaged dill hole, otherwise?  I feel like the whole reason for killing Amy was to set up the Osiris episode because honestly, she didn’t deserve to die.  I’m normally on the side of kill, kill, blood the makes the grass grow, but even I thought this was a stupid thing to do.  It’s as stupid as Sam having his panties in a bunch all of season 8 about Benny the vampire – it’s poorly manufactured conflict between the brothers and it’s wearying to watch and more than little stupid.  Amy the kitsune was a good character played by the always amazing Jewel Staite, and I would have loved to have her around more, but alas, much of the writing is about giving the boys angst, so here we are stuck with a stupid plot lines for what seems like forever, but is really only a few episodes.

This season also deals with the wall in Sam’s mind crumbling.  I think this showcases how impressive Sam is in many ways, but I’m really tired of Lucifer.  He’s in the cage and we still have to deal with his boring, obnoxious ass?  Fucking great, but that’s why I have a fast forward button.  But seriously, Supernatural, enough Lucifer already.  HE’S SO BORING.  Anyway, lots of Lucifer and this diminishes the impressiveness of Sam, but other than one episode where Lucifer is somewhat helpful in solving the case, the rest of the time he is just a loud dick.  I know he tortured Sam, but does he have to torture the audience as well?  I really hate Lucifer episodes and this season doesn’t help that improve.

This season has many good episodes, but as a fan of the Buffy & Angel franchise, I have to say “Shut Up, Dr. Phil” is one of the highlights of the season.  It pairs up James Marsters (Spike) with Charisma Carpenter (Cordelia) and they are simply phenomenal as feuding witches having some marital problems.  As with all of the witch episodes, the killings are gross and brutal, but the by-play between the two witches is funny as hell.  I also like the reaction one of the victims – conveniently saved by Sam and Dean – has to being cursed.  “They were hearts in my cupcakes.  HEARTS IN MY CUPCAKES!!!  That’s never happened before.”  This episode was really wonderful all around.  Hope those witches come back for a future episode or two.  We need a spin-off of the witches – their chemistry was too phenomenal to be wasted.

“Season Seven, Time for a Wedding” is another episode I really enjoy.  From the introduction of DJ Qualls as Garth, to the return of Crowley & Becky, I liked this episode.  This episode does turn Becky into a bit of a bad guy, but since she didn’t actually rape Sam (because they were waiting for sex for some crazy reason) I’m going to go with it being funny.  This is also the last episode where Becky shows up at all, but considering most episodes that have her in them make fans the butt of jokes, probably best that way.  Seeing Sam head over heels in love with someone who knows about hunting is funny as hell.  I found it to be a fun episode although I’ve read really negative reviews of it.

“Time After Time,” “Plucky Pennywhistle’s Magical Menagerie” and “The Girl with the Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo” are wonderful episodes that are among my favorite.  Charlie Bradbury is one of the all time best characters written in Supernatural and my only regret with her is that she has not yet been brought back from the dead.  I’m holding out hope for it, though.

However, while I hate the death of Bobby, the episode before his death, “How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters” is one of the best ones of the season, and has some of the best quotes.

Sam: You think the world wants to end?

Dean: I think that if we didn’t take its belt and all its pens away each year that, yeah, the whole enchilada woulda offed itself already.

Dean stoned is pretty funny and well worth the price of admission.  This episode also really shows how much Bobby takes care of both of the Winchesters.  He has a private “check-in” with both of the boys about how they are doing.

“Come on, now. You tried to hang it up and be a person with Lisa and Ben. And now here you are with a mean old coot and a van full of guns. That ain’t person behavior, son.”

Once they actually do bring Castiel back, he’s a little crazy and refuses to fight, however, he also has some really great quotes.

Castiel: “I don’t fight any more. I watch the bees.”

“Do we need a cat? Doesn’t this place feel one species short?”  [Yes, they absolutely need a cat – they have a bunker now, give them a cat!]

“I see now. It’s a punishment resurrection. It’s worse every time.”

Also, the progression of the Meg/Castiel relationship is interesting, and it’s sad they killed off Meg before exploring it further, although I do understand why she was killed off.

This season has a lot of really good episodes, but also a lot of just dumb plotlines and inexplicable things throughout.  Overall this season is a C – a C that could easily have been made a B if they hadn’t taken Castiel and Baby out of the majority of the episodes.